Creators of all sorts have long gone tycoons ideas. Games that simulate running cinemas, supermarkets, airports, zoos, or washings after the era of great economic production many years ago. Interestingly, the industry appears to still dominate the view that economic game is easy, therefore, again and again for the species tycoons take a small, budget writers who are flooding the market the next hopeless titles. Prison Tycoon 2 is no exception to this rule. This game is the usual mockery, a collection of more or less the wrong ideas connected socket audiovisual embarrassing and absurd financial system.
Two main game modes are self-maintaining one of the three "real" American prisons or implementation of tasks set in several shorter scenarios of increasing complexity. Whether you choose us to come prison, put more buildings and care for prisoners (and staff) in such a way that they were all healthy, happy, not bored now, and thus have a chance at possible rapid rehabilitation and return to the bosom of society. Initially, our regular guests penitentiary cutthroats, gradually a reputation, and taking more and more dangerous prisoners. On paper it all sounds quite interesting, but I guarantee that even the hour "fun" in any of the modes have an indelible imprint on the psyche and forever can kill a good mood. Below are some examples. The members of our small prison community, we can find out more. Precision click on each allows you to explore the age, level of satisfaction with residence, health, and as to what that fellow gang affiliated. Similar information can be obtained from the prison and civilian employees - note - about dogs. The curious can learn from what the mark is doggie and her age. I was surprised that my dogs had an average of forty-some years and were still in great shape, instead of at least two decades to smell flowers from the bottom. Apparently the authors are familiar with the game on animals as well as programming. In any suspicion of a building must deploy the appropriate rooms, meeting rooms, counters and other useful devices. The centers are monitoring of prisoners, canteen kitchens, workshops - workshops of various specialties. The buildings for criminals sentenced to death, we can build yourself while attractions such as the gas chamber, a cozy room with an electric chair or the room in which the condemned is given injections. Do not wait for the execution of the animation, but without them the idea to the planning target of death awakens disgust. Interestingly, in prison sentences is realized, but there is no homosexuality. Furthermore, you can not even build a bathhouse. Why? Could authors could not reliably achieve the animation drop of soap in the shower? This is the usual hypocrisy, proof that a game is not any idea of the presentation of the matter.
As a result, gameplay consists of placing a dozen buildings and furnishings, and then watching endless from the walls of the form, which, without rhyme or reason to Laza enclosed area. The game is played in the diurnal cycle, but it is so boring that even the acceleration of time tinkering does not help, because the word speed is too slow. The prison is not going to absolutely nothing, which would require any attention, and observing whether eating hardly be interesting for anyone who has a computer with Internet access. This is really a better time to check e-mail or refresh Enty fyce, boxes or anything else. If you just will not be new entries, you can stir up in his prison riot (yes, yes, stir, and not to stifle - is so boring that you do yourself the confusion), which differ from the normal games that run faster and the guards are dressed in other clothes. But they did not shoot anyone. Prison Tycoon 2 is a loathsome leap into the past, when only three-dimensional graphics cartoons were a few cages in the gusts, and penetration of the objects was only a vague idea of shaping the minds of visionaries. Orange and gray prisoner puppet puppet staff are the main characters of the game. In addition to these moves is still perhaps the only bus that reaches all the morning at our new "customers". Puppets, which have the equipment involved in the various activities, close watching which can cause spasms. All this against the background of idyllic countryside and sterile and schematic of prison space. Faced with this embarrassment of visual reference to the actual inspiration penal causes muffled laughter. Is not better, you look at the interface consisting of hundreds of small icons denoting various which at first sight can not be which always necessitates an arduous rollover on symbols and reading their descriptions. Ergonomic nightmare. Musical setting of the game are strange sounds whose meaning must discover himself. The principle is that the noise are marked an important event for our facility. What? It has to be - by trial and error - figure out on their own. I managed to see the relationship between the shouts of the guards and fight, means that someone has benefited from the prison hospital, and the angelic chorale shows that one of our "customers" just made a step towards rehabilitation. With more complex sounds mysterious prisons begin to intertwine with each other rhythmically, which makes it all the supporters of the original techno tracks will have to use. Prison Tycoon 2 is a jump in cash made by a bunch of garage developers who in addition outstanding hypocrites. Therefore, it is not surprising that the cycle has been already four parts. It is strange but that seemed to play our part in the second coming of 2006, instead of one of the newer views of the program. If the authors improve somewhat in later editions of his game, so circle the section of the 13,679 will live to see quite a decent tycoon who will not be rejected per kilometer. Until then - nothing, not even four seasons condemned to death, could not prepare anyone to engage in such a prison. |
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